No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
My grandma’s reaction to Hans’ betrayal. I love it.
THIS IS THE BEST THING
Hahaha grandmas rule!
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
when straight people talk to gays
never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified
i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.
i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes
last year one night me and my old roommates were all playing twister and mike was on the spinner and halfway through the game he kind of mumbled to himself “i sure hope im calling these right” and then everyone in the room simultaneously remembered that mike was colorblind
"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."
seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all
if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go throughthe perfume department